Eating Demotivational Poster
IT'S COMPLICATED - I now understand that Facebook status option.
I STILL PLAY WITH DOLLS - What's so weird about that?
MEDIA - Showing the people what they want since decades.
ITS COMPLICATED -
SAMMICHES - BARBIES REVENGE -
I AM TRYING TO EAT HEALTHIER - So how do you think I am doing so far ?
TURKEY BACON -
AFTER DEFEATING THE SOFA IN COMBAT GADAFFI MADE A SASH FROM ITS PELT -
FATEFULNESS - We told you not to cheat on her. Did you listen? No. Is it to late to run? Yes.
CHEATING - Don't put yourself in a fake relationship when someone's been waiting to have a real one with you.
CHEATING WIFES - A survey found that TWICE as many women then men cheat on their partners. Since it takes two to tango... Who are those LUCKY BASTARDS they do it with?
CHERNOBYL - still not a great place to vacation
HUMILITY - Some people read the definition and others need practical application.
LACTOSE INTOLERANCE - If I knew Eskimo pies weren't made from real Eskimos, I would have stopped after my 8th serving.....
FALCOR - Before the whole never-ending adventure even got started.
RUG SWEEPING - Later on you're gonna be tripping over that huge lump in the rug
DON'T MAKE ME... - Chris Brown your ass!
SWEET REVENGE -
JEFFREY DAHMER - He looks hungry.
NINJA GUNS -
LYING TO BE PERFECT -
VODKA - For those days when you need a shoulder to cry on but your best friend is too busy... Screwing your girlfriend
I WARNED YOU - Bitch, I Said Throw The Damn Frisbee Or I'll Eat Your Face Off. So Don't Blame Me When You're Faceless.
Pay Back's A Bitch -
YOUR CHEATIN HEART -
Vegan Joke #10 -
MIKES & MONTY PYTHON -
WASN'T ME -
O SAMMICH BARBIE -
CHEATING - I have never once beaten her in any game we played. But I am going to keep trying until I figure out Why I can not concentrate
EATING UTENSILS - If they could speak they would say. Have a knife day, see you spoon, would you just fork off already!
BABY BATTER - I'm beating some up right now
WTF - I don't remember eating that !!
WHERE ICICLES COME FROM - Well there goes a whole lot of fond childhood memories!
RIOT CONTROL - It's like yelling "Recess!" in the middle of a police station.
MORALE - is low for the men in the field
NOW I UNDERSTAND - Mother always said not to go swimming for at least a half an hour after eating
GOOD MORNING -
ANGLE - Makes the difference.
THE 2010 JAPANESE CANNOLI EATING TEAM - After 2 girls 1 cup, nobody likes chocolate...why did it have to be chocolate!?!
KFC - Korean Fried Cat
Counting His Ribs -
FRY COOK GAMES -
CATCH ME IF YOU CAN -
The Awful Truth -
REPEATING LYRICS - Ever accidently leave your Ipod on repeat song all night then wake up?* *"It's not your fault, it's not your fault."
DOG EATING - Starts at an early age in China.
THE NICOTINE PATCH - I only eat about thirty a day now.
CARS - Looks like Lightning McQueen Really doesn't like Owen Smith anymore
EATING SHROOMS - Eating this Mushroom will cause hallucinations and homosexuality.
FLOGGING - anybody under the age of 25 should be flogged daily (twice if under sixteen)
TUNNEL VISION - Embrace it.
UH OH NO SPAGHETTIOS -
THOSE THAT FORGET THE PASTA -
CHEATING - Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
THE REASON WHY HE STRAYED -
CHEATING - There was a time when it didn't involve complicated hacking, sex mini-games or federal hearings.
LOVE STORIES - You gotta love those stories of two people, making it on the road, beating the odds for love!
THE FOOD CHAIN - Learn it...
CHEATING - Getting caught will make you do some crazy shit.
A WHORE -
NOM NOM - Elephants asshole sez
PUBLIC BEATINGS - You deserve them when you draw this. And then want to grope it
MR. BROWN - He Knows What's Good For You.
ERIC - Because they coulnd find anyone else to sit in front of a webcam and eat cottage cheese for a talk show
SHIATSU WITH HAPPY ENDING - Less "Shiatsu" more "Happy-ending" Stop! This ending not so happy!
EATING FISH - EATING FISH YOUR DOING IT WRONG
OSCHESTRA SEATING - Security made me switch SEATS... After they found out my PARENTS were MARRIED when I was BORN.
Eating Disorder -
Movie Theater Parking Lots -
Eating Crow -
Blonde Moment #3 -
song of my people -
strategic seating arrangements -
snake eating contests -
GOTCHA! - OMG! My husbands home! The bad news is he must know about us.The good news is I'd say you've got about a 10% chance of getting out alive.
THEY CALLED IT SUPPER -
The Stranger Beside Me -
Off Your Rocker -
IT WASN'T ME - a man's natural response to infidelity even if his wife walks in on the act....a sorry lot we are
NO MATTER HOW BAD IT GETS - I am not going to eat vegetables, unless they are the kind that come in a hospital bed .
GET OUT YOUR SCALE -
ENDURANCE EATING - This is meant to be a sport? Well, got any gym shoes you want me to sign? I'm a proper darn athlete.
CHEATING GETS YOU NO WHERE - That explains why Nancy is never invited to any sleepovers and pillow fights.
THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL - Looks great after 3 days trapped underground. Too bad you are weak from lack of food and you don't have any rope left.
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