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Eating Demotivational Poster


IT'S COMPLICATED - I now understand that Facebook status option.


TAGS: complicated love cheating facebook
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

HallieMarie - February 6, 2012, 8:37 pm
Lol, True, it looks like they are!!
TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 5:47 pm
Are they watching paint dry?
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 3:21 pm
threesome's up :)


I STILL PLAY WITH DOLLS - What's so weird about that?




MEDIA - Showing the people what they want since decades.




ITS COMPLICATED -


TAGS: complicated facebook girlfriend cheating infidelity
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 29, 2012, 8:51 am
Ok. Thank You for letting me know.
Sho - August 29, 2012, 7:34 am
watch out that you dont repeat posters that were already done before. 4L


SAMMICHES - BARBIES REVENGE -




I AM TRYING TO EAT HEALTHIER - So how do you think I am doing so far ?


TAGS: trying eating healthier donut salad
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Budog

Derek - July 7, 2011, 8:04 pm
I expect this will be NYPD approved.


TURKEY BACON -


TAGS: closest ever eating turkey bacon
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Ism

Silverheart - April 11, 2013, 7:13 pm

Thanksgiving is going to be AWE5OME! Arteries, don't fail me now!


AFTER DEFEATING THE SOFA IN COMBAT GADAFFI MADE A SASH FROM ITS PELT -


TAGS: after defeating the sofa in combat gadaffi made a sash from its pelt
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by Solgard

CANADA - January 19, 2010, 12:10 am
LMAO!
DrEvo82 - September 29, 2009, 9:59 am
Yes definitely 5 lions, very funny.
Jmac0585 - September 29, 2009, 9:39 am
The recliner, though in mourning is now wary.
motifake - September 29, 2009, 9:34 am

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! 5lions!


FATEFULNESS - We told you not to cheat on her. Did you listen? No. Is it to late to run? Yes.


TAGS: sniper cheating dating
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by VladTepes3

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:50 am
Honey, does this .50 caliber sniper rifle make me look fat?
Bardon - October 15, 2010, 4:26 am
Did you mean "Faithfulness" or am I missing something - which I gladly concede may well be the case.
VladTepes3 - October 14, 2010, 9:10 pm
how do i bost the contrast? (sorry, but i'm pretty new to this)
ICEMAN - October 14, 2010, 6:48 pm
I'll give it a 4 on the caption. If you run, you just die tired.
Reality Lord - October 14, 2010, 6:43 pm

if you can't find a better pic try bumping the contrast up a bit....but only if its like a really killer pic.
VladTepes3 - October 14, 2010, 6:40 pm
son of a bi- .... it didn't look pixeleated in the preveiw... sorry.
Faceplant31 - October 14, 2010, 6:39 pm
I tried to tell you to find a better pic but instead you just found another pixelated one. 3L is the best you will get for this


INFIDELITY -


TAGS: cheating affair relationship lies
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

GreyScorpion - October 25, 2010, 8:40 am
and you smell of deceit, and butt lube....5L


CHEATING - Don't put yourself in a fake relationship when someone's been waiting to have a real one with you.


TAGS: cheating boyfriend girlfriend love hate
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by LenaertsChloe

mariand - March 31, 2012, 11:01 am
This has to be remembered...;)


CHEATING WIFES - A survey found that TWICE as many women then men cheat on their partners. Since it takes two to tango... Who are those LUCKY BASTARDS they do it with?


TAGS: cheating wife women man bastards survey
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by RnR

TigerKid - October 5, 2008, 10:06 pm
The spelling Natzi must be banging a different cheating wife.
FAIL - October 5, 2008, 3:01 pm
I'm here for AdAm. For I have fourths.
AdAm - October 2, 2008, 6:22 pm
God passed on his chance. i'll take thirds! can i get fourths too?
God - August 28, 2008, 5:32 pm
I'm guessing un-married men.
pro - August 28, 2008, 3:32 pm
Okay, sloppy seconds for aPauling. Who wants thirds?
aPauling - August 28, 2008, 12:36 pm
I get dibs on his wife, as soon as I finish with his mom.
pro - August 22, 2008, 6:02 am
I'll get back to you when I've finished banging your wife, RNR.


CHERNOBYL - still not a great place to vacation


TAGS: mosquito eating man
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by CaptCourageous

TheSanityInspector - December 12, 2011, 12:48 pm
That could also be Assateague Island, Virginia.


HUMILITY - Some people read the definition and others need practical application.




LACTOSE INTOLERANCE - If I knew Eskimo pies weren't made from real Eskimos, I would have stopped after my 8th serving.....


TAGS: eating till you puke
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Mactavian

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:18 pm
Ha! 5 kitty maki rolls !


FALCOR - Before the whole never-ending adventure even got started.




RUG SWEEPING - Later on you're gonna be tripping over that huge lump in the rug




LIARS -


TAGS: sharks reciting i am a nice shark not a mindless eating machine if i am to change this image i must first change myself people are friends not food so i misquoted nemo
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by rerun

jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 8:23 pm
5 nibbles for Bruce!


GOALS -


TAGS: life time human nature eating disease death thin thing friend
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by giulio

rerun - May 29, 2011, 12:23 am

I think somebody else recently submitted something almost exactly like this....same pic/text? cannot find it.


DON'T MAKE ME... - Chris Brown your ass!


TAGS: beating
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Spencer, Ray

Spencer, Ray - September 12, 2009, 12:27 pm
Hey, i found mine wile surfing motis, not searching! i feel like a win
BoneCD - September 11, 2009, 9:38 pm
I lol'd


SWEET REVENGE -


TAGS: cheating husband revenge bullsh t
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

jameswnash - September 20, 2010, 10:14 pm
oh...oh damn..lol


JEFFREY DAHMER - He looks hungry.


TAGS: jeffrey dahmer eating people douche fag
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Renee Pussman

Bartimaeus - October 30, 2009, 2:05 am
Hey...HEY! Why didn't they give Hannibal Lecter the death penalty? Because...they were afraid of what he'd want for a last meal! Waka! Waka! Waka!
boeweizer - October 30, 2009, 2:03 am
om nom nom
agdaniele - February 6, 2009, 8:28 pm
You gotta stop watching the Discovery Channel... you're getting news that's about 14 years old. Motifake #14074 nailed it.


NINJA GUNS -




LYING TO BE PERFECT -




VODKA - For those days when you need a shoulder to cry on but your best friend is too busy... Screwing your girlfriend


TAGS: vodka booze best cheating friend
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Jnthn Z

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 23, 2013, 8:28 pm
Ouch! But you know what to do with the bottle when your done with it ;) Start a fight.
Reality Lord - September 3, 2010, 2:43 pm

nice and harsh.
Faceplant31 - September 3, 2010, 1:28 pm
Brutal. 5L. In that case tho you might want to save the vodka for after the desert trip. Trust me digging a hole while being drunk sucks!


TOMORROW -




PRIORITIES -




I WARNED YOU - Bitch, I Said Throw The Damn Frisbee Or I'll Eat Your Face Off. So Don't Blame Me When You're Faceless.




Pay Back's A Bitch -




YOUR CHEATIN HEART -




Vegan Joke #10 -




MIKES & MONTY PYTHON -




WASN'T ME -




O SAMMICH BARBIE -


TAGS: mattel slogan creating the future of play
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by culos

agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 2:22 am
LMFAO!
5150monkeylove - October 22, 2010, 9:32 am
This just rocks! 5 drunken Ken dolls.


CHEATING - I have never once beaten her in any game we played. But I am going to keep trying until I figure out Why I can not concentrate


TAGS: cierraspice distractions cheating cute
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by valkor

Tman545 - February 17, 2011, 12:57 pm
amsome


EATING UTENSILS - If they could speak they would say. Have a knife day, see you spoon, would you just fork off already!




BABY BATTER - I'm beating some up right now


TAGS: baby batter beating it
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by aPauling

Spencer, Ray - June 25, 2009, 3:22 pm
How are the tweezers working for ya so far?


WTF - I don't remember eating that !!


TAGS: baby poop train remember eating
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MustyK

maoworks2 - April 28, 2012, 8:39 am
LOL Very Funny Pic.


WHERE ICICLES COME FROM - Well there goes a whole lot of fond childhood memories!


TAGS: eating icicles
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 10:45 pm
Glad to hear it Grey.
Greybeard - December 16, 2012, 10:05 pm
This really cheered me up. It all makes sense now... Ha Ha Ha.


RIOT CONTROL - It's like yelling "Recess!" in the middle of a police station.


TAGS: riot control recess beating police
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by MercAlert

MercAlert - July 3, 2012, 9:11 pm
Riot control is the police equivalent of "recess". I'll admit, it was a bad 2nd Motifake. I should have worded it differently.
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:14 am
what does recess have to do with police?


MORALE - is low for the men in the field




NOW I UNDERSTAND - Mother always said not to go swimming for at least a half an hour after eating




GOOD MORNING -


TAGS: hookers bad cheating worse std
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

agdaniele - March 22, 2011, 8:26 pm
You did that to her car just for giving you a "burning pee" face? 5L


GLUTTONY -




DOMINOS -




ANGLE - Makes the difference.


TAGS: angle girl eating banana smile fruit
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by G4briel

rerun - April 14, 2010, 8:04 pm

so does gender


THE 2010 JAPANESE CANNOLI EATING TEAM - After 2 girls 1 cup, nobody likes chocolate...why did it have to be chocolate!?!




KFC - Korean Fried Cat




Counting His Ribs -


TAGS: thieves mormon missionaries beating homeowner
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

concern3 - September 1, 2015, 8:56 am
Hilarious a 5er
BobbEdwards - August 28, 2013, 9:11 am
This should be on Religifake too, methinks
PorterRockwell - August 27, 2013, 11:07 pm
This actually occured in Las Vegas NV.
lgvernon - August 27, 2013, 11:05 pm

Is...mmm...FUNNY!! 5Ls


FRY COOK GAMES -




Cheating -




CATCH ME IF YOU CAN -




The Awful Truth -




REPEATING LYRICS - Ever accidently leave your Ipod on repeat song all night then wake up?* *"It's not your fault, it's not your fault."


TAGS: repeating lyrics going crazy ipod
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by MercAlert

MercAlert - March 12, 2012, 6:28 pm
The guilty speak. For I never said that I own an Ipod, I simply asked a question which involved an Ipod.
Bolverk37782 - March 11, 2012, 8:30 pm
Confessing to owning an Ipod. WHAT A FASHION VICTIM, Other MP3 players are avalable.
Verdeckt - March 10, 2012, 7:26 pm
Killing in the name of...
Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 8:05 am

mahna mahna....


QUANDARY -


TAGS: quandary birth eating motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by ronsart

rerun - May 19, 2012, 10:10 am

sometimes I really enjoy looking at the classics...and I realize we have lost some great talent.


DOG EATING - Starts at an early age in China.




THE NICOTINE PATCH - I only eat about thirty a day now.


TAGS: smoking nicotine patch doris mwlf eating
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Mr. Nemo - September 12, 2009, 11:58 am
Eat them? DAMNIT! no wonder I can't keep the damn things lit.


CARS - Looks like Lightning McQueen Really doesn't like Owen Smith anymore


TAGS: cars eating owen smith asshole idiot bad actor
Rating: 2.58/5

More motifakes by Joshy8632

rerun - December 29, 2009, 7:33 pm

Joshy - you will get better with time. don't let a hater bother you
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 7:25 pm
Don't bother, Joshy.... bovee hasn't even made a poster here. We all have ones we wish were gone, believe me. Just keep plugging away... it's all about fun.
Joshy8632 - December 29, 2009, 7:23 pm
yeah i noticed that after i made it
Bovee - December 29, 2009, 6:27 pm
if you mean Owen "Wilson" you fail.


EATING SHROOMS - Eating this Mushroom will cause hallucinations and homosexuality.




FLOGGING - anybody under the age of 25 should be flogged daily (twice if under sixteen)




TUNNEL VISION - Embrace it.




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage sacred trust respectul cheating
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

tellitlikeitis - February 8, 2011, 9:28 pm
Thanks.... it does appear to be on the small side doestn't it. Squint those eyes now.
spacedog - February 8, 2011, 6:15 pm
Nice little poster Tellit.
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 9:49 pm
awesome!!!! 5L
tellitlikeitis - February 7, 2011, 9:03 pm
Thanks Autumnspirit, I forgot to log-in as myself though.
autumnspirit - February 7, 2011, 8:57 pm
Words flow wonderfully with the pic! Nice! 5L's


UH OH NO SPAGHETTIOS -


TAGS: rerun sweating dinner date oldies
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2012, 9:27 pm
No, No...you can get away with this...Just tell him that you're a shoe inspector. and you really like to pump his wife...I mean you really like his wife's pumps.....
rerun - June 27, 2012, 8:23 pm

Damn, busted again
Airman - June 27, 2012, 6:46 pm
LOL
GaryO - June 27, 2012, 8:31 am
This one is so busy (tag, title, caption, pic), I had to read it more than twice…..really excellent Mr Greeny.


THOSE THAT FORGET THE PASTA -


TAGS: reheating dinner warped translation
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by sickartist

TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 12:45 pm
No argument from me Matt!
Fatt Matt - April 19, 2010, 12:43 pm
Wasn't trying to give you shit or anything... just got to give props to sick.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 11:24 am
5L for sick! I swear I never saw this one! Thanx Matt.
Fatt Matt - January 27, 2010, 11:59 am
This still kills me. I want to vote it another 5
LD0ne - January 7, 2010, 11:58 am
mmm meatballs
MrRandom - January 7, 2010, 11:15 am
Oh, the puns, how they sting!
R.S.Jake - January 7, 2010, 11:14 am
And that's not melted cheese on top either!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 7, 2010, 11:13 am
It's good to be Canadian!
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 11:07 am
pasta ala psilocybin, take a trip and never leave the farm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 7, 2010, 11:00 am
Also, That's not Spaghetti.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 7, 2010, 10:59 am
Nope.....Mom puts "special" mushrooms in hers.....5L
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 10:49 am
mooo, is this better spagetti than your mom's?
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 10:46 am
funny stuff there. 5 meatballs
Fatt Matt - January 7, 2010, 10:44 am
Beautiful! +5


GOOFY -


TAGS: goofy cheating
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by zorrko

GeorgiZhukov - October 11, 2010, 2:42 pm
That is funny.
rudeboy308 - October 11, 2010, 12:59 pm
One of my favorite Disney jokes. I grew up in Orlando, home of the mouse house, and anyone who has had to drive I-4 through the tourist traffic around Disney will appreciate this joke.


CHEATING - Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.


TAGS: cheating love marriage life women
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

Kazon68 - January 2, 2011, 10:18 pm
Just because I'm on a Diet, doesnot mean that I cannot look at the Menu!


THE REASON WHY HE STRAYED -


TAGS: fat ugly infidelity excuses cheating other women
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by suenero

AdmiralAckbar - September 19, 2010, 9:25 pm
he drinks too much because


SWEETHEARTS -


TAGS: sweethearts words eating
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by ronsart

TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 2:18 am
Ron again FTW! I don't suppose you would tell me of a good program for making more elaborate posters? I think i am ready to graduate from the "create" screen. Maybe.
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:30 pm
Love it.
MO - July 27, 2009, 6:57 pm
And pretty!! So pretty...
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 6:19 pm
...i thought you said you wouldn't tell anyone about the E.D...
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 6:19 pm
...I mean I do feel young!
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 6:18 pm
Kids...
RONSART - July 27, 2009, 6:13 pm
Thax kids...Porc you always soft and sweet...lol Have enjoyed thru the year of battles you and others have in flame wars. So keep up the softness in tone...lol
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 6:06 pm
haha i like how this was done
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 6:00 pm
good = got
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 6:00 pm
And they good that long term mem going...5 Poodlers...*What, yes dear I'll be right there*


CHEATING - There was a time when it didn't involve complicated hacking, sex mini-games or federal hearings.


TAGS: p wing cheating
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by angus90

angus90 - April 21, 2010, 1:15 am
lmao
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 11:41 pm
Pixelate it all you want, I know the shocker when I see it!
Anonymous2 - April 20, 2010, 11:35 pm
I remember feeling awesome after beating that game and getting a full inventory of these.


LOVE STORIES - You gotta love those stories of two people, making it on the road, beating the odds for love!


TAGS: september challenge trucks odds arent all they are beating
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

bOB cHIN - September 26, 2009, 10:48 pm
Don't tell me... they got to the end of the line and swapped loads?


THE FOOD CHAIN - Learn it...


TAGS: eating
Rating: 2.54/5

More motifakes by Vandon



CHEATING - Getting caught will make you do some crazy shit.


TAGS: tiger woods cheat cheating pain escalade elin golf club ass
Rating: 2.46/5

More motifakes by mdexxxiv

TigerKid - March 10, 2010, 9:31 pm
I lawled


A WHORE -




NOM NOM - Elephants asshole sez




PUBLIC BEATINGS - You deserve them when you draw this. And then want to grope it


TAGS: public beatings
Rating: 2/5


MR. BROWN - He Knows What's Good For You.


TAGS: mr brown beating
Rating: 1.85/5

More motifakes by malVs

Agamemnon218 - August 25, 2008, 8:10 pm
On an unrelated note, Mr. Brown doesn't appreciate people who talk behind his back...


ERIC - Because they coulnd find anyone else to sit in front of a webcam and eat cottage cheese for a talk show


TAGS: retard eating cottage cheese talkshow
Rating: 1.6/5

More motifakes by Smexygurl11

MPsniper - July 4, 2011, 10:14 am
and.... because you couldn't spell
hottrockr420 - July 3, 2011, 9:42 pm
Ha I would do it


SHIATSU WITH HAPPY ENDING - Less "Shiatsu" more "Happy-ending" Stop! This ending not so happy!




EATING FISH - EATING FISH YOUR DOING IT WRONG


TAGS: eating fish
Rating: 1.41/5

More motifakes by barry forton

TheBritishGuy - June 21, 2009, 10:20 am
She's not doing it wrong. thats how I eat fish. Fingers came first people.
Bob Chin - April 3, 2009, 9:49 am
Every so often I pass by a Barry Fronton poster and I'm stunned by their simple failure. If Motifake had a failure HOF, I'd be hard pressed to come up with a more likely poster. But then, I've prob not seen all Barrys' "work" and I don't miss it.
michael - November 15, 2008, 4:18 am
gollum style -.^ ??


OSCHESTRA SEATING - Security made me switch SEATS... After they found out my PARENTS were MARRIED when I was BORN.




Eating Disorder -


TAGS: shatner kirk eating disorders gloating
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:21 am
Thanks dawg! I appreciate the compliment. Ohhh the poster...still thanks.
MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:19 am
Thanks me lord...like to give ya the giggles!
spacedog - November 13, 2013, 5:31 pm
Beeeeau....tiiiiiii.....fuuuuul....5
Reality Lord - November 13, 2013, 4:24 pm

LOL5...HUGE LOL5


Movie Theater Parking Lots -


TAGS: teenagers grownups making out cheating adultery
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

GaryO - August 25, 2014, 10:10 pm
I prefer seedy motel rooms……to watch movies
Greeny - August 25, 2014, 10:06 pm
I'd be more worried about the guy peering in the window
Sho - August 25, 2014, 9:52 pm
LOL. That's a 5L


Eating Crow -




Blonde Moment #3 -


TAGS: blondes boyfriends cheating gun killings
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 14, 2014, 4:29 pm
Great! I love to make and know I've given someone a good laugh. Thanks Sho.
Sho - April 13, 2014, 9:44 pm
LMAO


song of my people -


TAGS: goat song of my people keep bleating
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2013, 12:30 am
I've seen his work before. Lol, I didn't make the connection with the nickname. Cool.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2013, 12:18 am
Hawamleh...he's a member with a certain proclivity for livestock (best you don't ask). 5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2013, 11:53 pm
Hammy?
MissPriss - September 14, 2013, 1:13 pm
Don't know what it is crotchety, but this poster just screams Hammy...5L


strategic seating arrangements -


TAGS: strategic seating
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

Oldsod - January 14, 2014, 7:19 am
Yessssss...assigned seating...frequently the only way I know who I'm talking to in class.


snake eating contests -




humidity -




GOTCHA! - OMG! My husbands home! The bad news is he must know about us.The good news is I'd say you've got about a 10% chance of getting out alive.


TAGS: cheating
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 4:55 am
I figure better than his...teehee. Thanks for taking a peek at the poster.
EmilioDumphque - December 15, 2012, 1:55 am
...and what are YOUR chances, honey?


THEY CALLED IT SUPPER -


TAGS: eating science tastes like dirt
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Greeny

gas - February 25, 2012, 10:30 am
and to swallow your hypotonic 5oup


The Stranger Beside Me -


TAGS: death cheating relationship murder marriage
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - April 7, 2014, 10:39 am
Thank You. The military blocks shivers so I can't post them there. :(
MissPriss - April 7, 2014, 10:35 am
5L material for sure! You are posting these at the shivers too...right?


Off Your Rocker -


TAGS: worrying futile defeating comparisons chairs
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 28, 2013, 1:40 pm
Well thanks lgs! Then you'll like the upcoming worry wart tribute...teehee.
lgvernon - October 28, 2013, 12:45 pm

I'm the original Worry Wart. I'm printing this one out to go on the bulletin board in my office. Right next to the, 'Sexual Harassment In This Area Will Not Be Reported'. However, It Will Be Graded', sign. 5LLLLL


IT WASN'T ME - a man's natural response to infidelity even if his wife walks in on the act....a sorry lot we are


TAGS: cheating
Rating: 4.33/5
mariand - June 11, 2012, 1:01 pm
what about getting registered and after that you can talk about cheating ;)


NO MATTER HOW BAD IT GETS - I am not going to eat vegetables, unless they are the kind that come in a hospital bed .




GET OUT YOUR SCALE -




ENDURANCE EATING - This is meant to be a sport? Well, got any gym shoes you want me to sign? I'm a proper darn athlete.


TAGS: eating gross athlete
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 26, 2012, 9:45 am
To be honest, watching someone eat so much so fast puts me off food for a week.
CloudchaserS - May 26, 2012, 9:42 am
"Competitive eating isn't a sport! It's one of the seven deadly sins!" Bill Mahr


CHEATING GETS YOU NO WHERE - That explains why Nancy is never invited to any sleepovers and pillow fights.


TAGS: cheating pillows sleepover explains invited
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 15, 2012, 10:07 am
Thanks dy and sorry for the flashbacks
dy2012 - May 15, 2012, 3:04 am
nyahaha nice one, but this reminds me of viral video of a mother hitting her child with a pillow... so sad ..I guess it's postpartum kicking in


Fatty -




THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL - Looks great after 3 days trapped underground. Too bad you are weak from lack of food and you don't have any rope left.




DINGOS -


TAGS: dingos babies eating motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by ronsart

ICEMAN - December 31, 2009, 3:14 am
A golden retriever does not equal a dingo.


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